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Sara and Holly
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Sara and Holly
Welcome friends, family, fellow-dieters, and weirdos of the internet! This is our blog. We are Holly and Sara, best friends who’ve shared many things over the years, including a love of cake and a desire to be thin & healthy. Right now you are wondering if we realize that those two things might be mutually exclusive. We do realize this and we choose to ignore it, (as we will ignore you if you continue with the alarming and hurtful observations.) We have both dabbled in thinness before and have found it to be most pleasant—almost as pleasant as cake. This blog will be devoted, for the most part, to the pursuit of achieving and maintaining thinness (and good health—of course good health) forevermore. We may throw in a few tidbits about our families (they are thin AND healthy), cake, things that stick in our craws, cake, stuff we want to buy, cake, and profound observations about the world (and cake). Feel free to read, learn, and post your intelligent, helpful, non-threatening comments.
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Do not eat.
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How cool is THAT?! Thanks for the motivation... :)
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